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@InternetHippo: cute girl: hello
my mouth: hel—
brain: nice job buddy you’re almost there
mouth: —vetica
brain: what the hell

cute girl: hello
my mouth: hel—
brain: nice job buddy you’re almost there
mouth: —vetica
brain: what the hell

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