@BromanConsul: cute girl just saw me try to walk and drink water at the same time so dating her is off the table now
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@Peauxtassium: This guy keeps buying me drinks and talking to me as if I’ll go home with him just because we're married
@galiamango: I'm pretty terrified of the possibility that you guys might crawl out of my phone like that girl in The Ring.
@Huber138: Me: Would you like to be a model? Her: yes Me: are you comfortable with nudity? Her: Sure Me:
@wolfpupy: ever since i put all my eggs in one basket i have received unsolicited egg advice, you dont know my life, you dont know what im all about