@BromanConsul: cute girl just saw me try to walk and drink water at the same time so dating her is off the table now
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@Snarfernini: If you ever say 'I seen' in a sentence. I will never sleep with you. Under any circumstances. Ever.* *including zombie apocalypse
@Yankeegiant72: I like listening to Phil Collins in the shower. He gets creeped out when he sees me, though.
@Tmoney68: They say there's no such thing as a free lunch, but I'm at Applebee's & have a dead mouse in my pocket that says otherwise.
@aveuaskew: Pet names convey familiarity and endearment. For example, honey pot, baby cakes, Succubus.