@radtoria: Cute guy: Is this seat taken?
Me: (ok, play it cool) No. *smiles*
Him: *takes chair away*
@jjhartinger: I picked up an ice cream cake & the cashier said keep it in the freezer until serving so it doesn't melt. I've got to start dressing smarter
@WestofCrazy: What is "Fine"
I'll take passive-aggressive responses for $800, Alex...
@NikiWithIssues: Talking about me behind my back? Good. My ass likes attention.
@Barack_and_Joe: When your homie hyped you up to talk to a girl and you look back one last time before risking it all.
@Midgetspar: If I was a police sketch artist I wouldn't listen to the victim. I'd draw a majestic gay dragon then flip it over and be all, "Is this him."