@radtoria: Cute guy: Is this seat taken?
Me: (ok, play it cool) No. *smiles*
Him: *takes chair away*
@AristotlesNZ: 9yo: Look what I made!
9yo: I taped 2 toilet rolls & made binoculars!
Me: Great.*Holds up iPhone* This is what 9yos in China make.
@LaziestCanine: [christmas lights are being put up]
Every moth ever: oh hell yeah
@amselts: [being strapped to a medieval torture table]
"tbh not what I thought you meant when you said you were going to show me a nice rack"
@tastefactory: *spills wine on Ouija board*
OUIJA: *moving pointer by itself* H-E-Y S-S-E-X-Y D-Y-O-O-U-W-W-A-N-N-A M-A-K-E O-U-T
ME: *moves pointer to NO*
@SuMacDan: Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents. Silly rabbits, we were here first.