@ItsLaTourette: *cutting the sleeves off a snuggie and calling it a thuggie*
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@SamGrittner: Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is.
@kelkulus: Adding "family" to words sucks out all the fun: Vacation? Family vacation. Car? Family car. Movie? Family movie. Affair? Family affair.
@TheCiscoKidder: Drive down the middle of my street and make me squeeze by you, so I know who to murder first when the apocalypse hits.