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@tacos_y_cerveza: CW: Can I ask you something?
Me: Don't talk to me until I've had coffee.
CW: But you don't drink coffee.
Me: *smiles and continues to work

CW: Can I ask you something?
Me: Don’t talk to me until I’ve had coffee.
CW: But you don’t drink coffee.
Me: *smiles and continues to work

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