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@Shut_up_Marissa: CW: How was your weekend?

*finds nearest object*
"Hello?"

CW: Are you talking to a stapler?

"I'm sorry, I have to take this."

CW: How was your weekend?

*finds nearest object*
“Hello?”

CW: Are you talking to a stapler?

“I’m sorry, I have to take this.”

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