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@TheMichaelRock: CW: I spent all weekend raking leaves.

Me: I don't rake.

CW: Leaves will kill your grass!

Me: I wonder how grass survived before humans.

CW: I spent all weekend raking leaves.

Me: I don’t rake.

CW: Leaves will kill your grass!

Me: I wonder how grass survived before humans.

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