@CulturedRuffian: Cyber Monday is probably my favorite holiday to get paid to do my Christmas shopping at work.
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@david8hughes: Slave1: I never knew my parents Slave2: same Moses: I was put in a basket & placed in a river Slave1: do baskets float? Moses: they do not
@Cajun_Ninja: Met this nice girl at the mall today. Her name was No. and coincidentally her number was also No.
@ghostkrogh: Cowboys would still be alive today if they hadn't shot all of their spare bullets in the air after winning one gunfight.