@kellyoxford: Cyclists who don't obey street signs should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt.
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@KeetPotato: you can basically just make up facts as long as they're about animals.. cows can't look left. you don't know
@eddiesnextwife: My ice maker broke and now I have to make ice, in trays. I'll be on Pinterest looking for a recipe.
@shkeeber: You never get a second chance to make a first impression. Unless you work in the alzheimer's wing of a nursing home, then you get lots.