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@Fred_Delicious: "Dad can we get a puppy?"
"No but we can get a submarine if you like?"
[2 hours later 3000m beneath the pacific]
"dad I should be at school"

“Dad can we get a puppy?”
“No but we can get a submarine if you like?”
[2 hours later 3000m beneath the pacific]
“dad I should be at school”

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