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@iwearaonesie: dad: Hand me that Phillips screwdriver
me: *looking*
dad: Isn't that a Phillips beside you?
me: It says "Craftsman"
dad:
me: Are you crying?

dad: Hand me that Phillips screwdriver
me: *looking*
dad: Isn’t that a Phillips beside you?
me: It says “Craftsman”
dad:
me: Are you crying?

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