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@UncleDuke1969: "Dad, I don't feel good."
"Do you want to go see the doctor?"
"Yeah."
"Are you gonna throw up?"
"Maybe."
"OK. We'll take your mom's car."

“Dad, I don’t feel good.”
“Do you want to go see the doctor?”
“Yeah.”
“Are you gonna throw up?”
“Maybe.”
“OK. We’ll take your mom’s car.”

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