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@NikiWithIssues: Dad: Let's talk, we never talk.
Me: Okay. I kinda wanna tell you something...
Dad: You can tell me anything.
Me: I'm Batman.
Dad: Get out.

Dad: Let’s talk, we never talk.
Me: Okay. I kinda wanna tell you something…
Dad: You can tell me anything.
Me: I’m Batman.
Dad: Get out.

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