@AceMakesWords: "Dad, we need to talk." "Alright." He grabs a chair and sits. "Dad, you-" He grabs yet another chair. "DAMMIT DAD YOU'RE ADDICTED TO CHAIRS"
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@joci2203: I drank my recommended amount of water today, yay! Okay, well there was some vodka mixed in every cup, but still.
@Underchilde: I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.
@VikeeysSecret: Aladdin's love for carpet rides must have saved Jasmine thousands of dollars in waxing fees and razors.
@pizzajaynow: When someone yawns, I like to yell "Surprise Dentist!" and stick my hand in their mouth, which is fun because I'm not really a dentist.