@ceejoyner: Pretty nervous about the guy who dropped out of mechanic school the second they showed us how to cut a brake line.
@CulturedRuffian: I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously.
@Donna_McCoy: I'll dance with everyone watching.
I don't like an audience, but I want someone around to call an ambulance when I fall.
@PinkCamoTO: I think the elementary school music teacher was overly optimistic when she said we may recognize this next song.
@garrettbarry70: More bad news.
Apparently there is a thing called a wine stopper.
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