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@Matt_The_1st: "Dad, you were at 63%, so I unplugged your phone to plug mine in"

*Drives ex-son to homeless shelter

“Dad, you were at 63%, so I unplugged your phone to plug mine in” 

*Drives ex-son to homeless shelter

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