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@iwearaonesie: dad: You're sitting at the kids table this Thanksgiving
me: Why?
dad: What's a fuse?
me: Uh
dad: Who's SpongeBob's best friend?
me: Patr- oh

dad: You’re sitting at the kids table this Thanksgiving
me: Why?
dad: What’s a fuse?
me: Uh
dad: Who’s SpongeBob’s best friend?
me: Patr- oh

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