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@fro_vo: Daisy: how are you
@just1fool: My six replaced the toilet paper roll all on her own and now I'm wondering who her real dad is.
@GrantTanaka: *goes 100mph in Prius
*gets pulled over by police
@Paxochka: Champagne says I'm classy. Vodka says I can do anything I want. My therapist says I have to stop talking to my drinks.
@mrtruthandsoul: She asked me to go deeper so I started quoting Nietzsche
@brennadine: At bedtime I read my daughter a few of my favorite RTs, tuck her in & whisper, "This is why we don't talk to strangers on the internet."