@amishschool: * Dalai Lama goes on killing spree after listening to my coworker eat soup *
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@Amusitr0n: [clenching fists] "I'll fight someone" Waiter: For the last time sir, 'cheese plate' describes the items on the plate not the plate itself
@Tharin_P: Why learn a second language, when you don't have anything interesting to say in your first one?
@markydoodoo: Go suck an egg. Lick a mango. Breathe on an avocado. Make everyone at the grocery store uncomfortable.
@itsa_talia: i know 99.9999% of you don't know anything about california area stereotypes but this is such a fullerton thing