@chrisdowning: Coffee will wake you up, but have you ever tried falling down a flight of stairs?

@philco816: Mob Boss: I need you to smoke this guy. Me: Ok, that takes 8-12 hours for a turkey though. Mb: I don't care just get it done.

@BestWorstAdvice: I'm beginning to think that Judas Priest might not be a Christian rock band.

@Marcmywords2: If you're smoking weed on the way to Home Depot I can predict your future, in 2 hrs you're going back to Home Depot.

@theabstractass: No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas.