@boring_as_heck: Damn girl, is your dad an astronaut? Because I'd like to meet him. Please let me meet your astronaut dad.
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@GoldenSpirals: I'm not positive, but I think when you say you're "over" something, YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
@TheBoydP: Someone said I was racist because I misspelled pico de gallo. It’s like they don’t even know I misspell English words also…
@TheBoydP: If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?
@MunkMania: You know shit's getting real when someone bets their glass eye at the neighborhood poker game.