@boring_as_heck: Damn girl, is your dad an astronaut? Because I'd like to meet him. Please let me meet your astronaut dad.
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@ozzyunc: It's 2080. Every living human is named Taylor. Dogs are the size of hamsters. The iPhone 47 is the size of a parachute. Weed is mandatory.
@Asbo_Unicorn: It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee
@Playing_Dad: If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started