@ElKnuckelhombre: Damn, i got hit with the "we need to talk" from my wife. Thank God it was just about divorce. I was scared shitless it was an intervention.
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@TheTweetOfGod: One Mississippi... two Mississippi... just kidding! One Mississippi is quite enough.
@FrenulumBreve: [15 minutes into choosing which crab from the tank to have for dinner] Date: are you crying?
@Darchstar007: Wife: every time we argue, you think you're right. Me: yes, because if I thought you were right, I wouldn't be arguing...
@OutOnTheMoors: Opposites don't always attract. I've met several sane and normal people and found nothing about them appealing.