@ElKnuckelhombre: Damn, i got hit with the "we need to talk" from my wife. Thank God it was just about divorce. I was scared shitless it was an intervention.
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@stephanidek: Person with an intense headache: migraines are terrible Unsuccessful wheat farmer: mine too
@SwartyComedy: If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd write a tragedy about the fate of the single French fry that comes with every order of onion rings.
@AnOrangeSNES: *An elf cop pulls Frodo riding an ent over* Elf Cop: Where ya going? Frodo: To throw a ring into a volcano! EC: Step out of the treehicle