@LoneWolfStories: Damn you autocorrect for making me look like an idiom. Always trying to make a tool out of me.
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@LoriLuvsShoes: A CW told me for the 50th time that her baby learned how to walk so I told her"if you really wanna impress me lmk when it learns how to fly"
@MrDelFreaky: So, nothing rhymes with orange, huh? *changes name to MC Orange, wins every rap battle, and retires undefeated*