@Shock_Monster: Dance like no one is watching you while secretly videotaping to later be posted on YouTube so you become the latest worldwide laughing stock
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@NicestHippo: DETECTIVE: There are signs of a struggle here [earlier that morning] ME: *trying to get up for work*
@Stella1070: Amy Winehouse's final album was "recorded before her death." Thanks for the clarification.
@mattZillaaaa: Everyone is posting pictures of their Christmas tree on Instagram and I'm like oh shit I forgot to delete Instagram.
@stephenjmolloy: [Quiz show] Host: "Stephen that is the... CORRECT ANSWER!!" Me: "Oh my. I can't believe it!" Host: "Congratulations! You have won Who Wants to Win a Million Bears!" Me: "This is amaz- what did you just say?"