@OneFunnyMummy: Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit.
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@CarpentersCrack: Most guys that think they know everything about women usually lack one thing.... A woman.
@murrman5: You've taken 3 pregnancy tests this month. "What's your point" My point is that your shoplifting is odd and out of control Eric.
@SondraDeeMe: When my boyfriend gives me a hug during an argument, it looks loving, but I'm just patting him down to make sure he's not wearing a wire.