@VanVeenB: Dance like nobody's watching you.
'Cause they're not.
@Thunder_Fart: Did you know that when you meet an Indian you can CHOOSE not to mention slumdog millionaire?
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Why are you in such a bad mood?
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee.
Me: You've never had coffee.
@Rachelnoise: They should make an alarm clock that plays the sound of my dog about to throw up.
@cray_at_home_ma: Hubs: Kids are still asleep! Know what that means?
Me: We have to be quick!
*Runs to the hidden box of Cocoa Puffs and pours 2 big bowls*
@Robski_Boy: Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn't expecting me ?