@Kyle_Raney: Dang girl, are you an unreliable scientific claim? Because imma need you to BACK THAT UP
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@HatfieldAnne: My long legs mean I can emerge gracefully from an SUV. After that, every step looks like I was just released from a zero gravity experiment.
@KalvinMacleod: WIFE: what’s going on? ME: [locking the door] I haven’t had an apple in 3 days DOCTOR: [outside, stethoscope in hand] I can hear u breathing
@bridger_w: I like when videogames limit how many things you can hold. "You have 100 items in an invisible bag. Carrying another would be unrealistic"