@robfee: Dang girl are you the American health care system because if I don't give you all my money you'd have no problem watching me die.
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@SamSykesSwears: "If Bernie doesn't get the nom, I'm voting Trump." "Also, if McDonald's is out of chicken nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions."
@weinerdog4life: Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know.
@Thedudish: I don't know which is stranger: That the cat buried a mouse's body in the yard, or that the service was attended by dozens of mice in suits.