@robfee: Dang girl are you the American health care system because if I don't give you all my money you'd have no problem watching me die.
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@OBiiieeee: one time my dad walked in on me smoking an E cig and made me eat a whole pack of batteries
@GinAndJif: When animals lick each other it's bonding, but when I do it at work as part of a team building exercise it's all "inappropriate" & "call HR"
@stephenjmolloy: [bill gates house] Bill: What's on at the cinema? Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.