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@WheelTod: [Dark alley at midnight]

*Knife-wielding punk approaches

Me: “Don't make me do something I might regret...”

*Punk sneers & raises knife

*I phone up and propose to my married high-school girlfriend

[Dark alley at midnight]

*Knife-wielding punk approaches

Me: “Don’t make me do something I might regret…”

*Punk sneers & raises knife

*I phone up and propose to my married high-school girlfriend

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