@OtherDanOBrien: "Dark Side Tech Support."
"Hi. My hand lightning won't work. The hate's flowing thru me, but nada."
"Try turning the hate off & on again."
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@SuicideBooth1: [fans out the deck] Pick a card, any card.. Memorize it.. [hits you in the face with a shovel] KING OF SPADES! [walks off]
@angibangie: Him: I love nerd girls Me: Did you know that having red beard hair happens if you only have 1 mutated MC1R gene? Him: no. not like that.
@deedragonhunter: Beer: When are you coming home. Me: Right away honey. See. Marriage works. Just choose the right wife.
@Pierre__4: The only thing we have to fear is fear itselfnnANDnnWhen a women asks if you notice anything different
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