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@OtherDanOBrien: "Dark Side Tech Support."

"Hi. My hand lightning won't work. The hate's flowing thru me, but nada."

"Try turning the hate off & on again."

“Dark Side Tech Support.” “Hi. My hand lightning won’t work. The hate’s flowing thru me, but nada.” “Try turning the hate off & on again.”
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