@OtherDanOBrien: "Dark Side Tech Support."
"Hi. My hand lightning won't work. The hate's flowing thru me, but nada."
"Try turning the hate off & on again."
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@weinerdog4life: The first guy who bought pants had to go to the store without pants on, that's just science
@thegoodgodabove: I block people for being stupid. ...I block a lot of people.
@PMTheron1: How much for the best friend? Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
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