@TheWoodenslurpy: I can tell so much about a person just by guessing.
@sarousti: Definition of Insomnia:
Finding a spider in your bedroom & when you leave for a second to get the spray & come back it's gone
@WheelTod: I never understood why parents teach their kids to wave at passing trains: they could do that to pedestrians or cars just as easily
But if you give the finger to the people on the trains, there’s nothing they can do about it — they can’t stop. It’s that that makes trains special
@Only_Fast_Eddie: This hot fudge sundae hasn't killed me so it must be making me stronger.
@MCaparco: Jesus??? Nah, Vishnu is my copilot...he's got like 4 arms.
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