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@madeleinedoux: [date at rooftop bar]
give me ur hand
"Is tha-are u wearing a squirrel tail?"
*rips off jacket to reveal flying squirrel suit* do u trust me

[date at rooftop bar]
give me ur hand
“Is tha-are u wearing a squirrel tail?”
*rips off jacket to reveal flying squirrel suit* do u trust me

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