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@ProdigyNelson: [date]
Her: "Well, the horoscopes pretty much govern my life, I'm a sagittarius, what are you?"
Me: *halfway out the door* "Educated."

[date] 
Her: “Well, the horoscopes pretty much govern my life, I’m a sagittarius, what are you?”
Me: *halfway out the door* “Educated.”

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