Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@fishbowel: Date: omg it’s so dark do you have a flashlight

Me: I don’t need one cause I have all the light I need right here-

Date: aww

Me: oh my feet *i stomp and my light up sketchers start flashing*

Date: omg it’s so dark do you have a flashlight 

Me: I don’t need one cause I have all the light I need right here-

Date: aww 

Me: oh my feet *i stomp and my light up sketchers start flashing*

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