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@fro_vo: Date: so what do you do
Me: i build dog houses
Date: oh you're an "arf"itect lol
Me: haha good one
Date:
Me: (under breath) it's "bark"itect

Date: so what do you do
Me: i build dog houses
Date: oh you’re an “arf”itect lol
Me: haha good one
Date:
Me: (under breath) it’s “bark”itect

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