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@Home_Halfway: DATE: So what do you like to do?
ME: Enter hot dog breeding contests
DATE: You mean "eating?"
ME: *thrusting hot dogs together carefully* No

DATE: So what do you like to do?
ME: Enter hot dog breeding contests
DATE: You mean “eating?”
ME: *thrusting hot dogs together carefully* No

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