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@valerie_tosi: Date: "So, what do you want to be?"
@loribuckmajor: Based on Harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable.
@noog: *invents time machine*
*goes to 1930 germany*
*points guns at young hitler*
What gives u the right to ruin a mustache style for everyone?
@lloydrang: Parents who say they love their children unconditionally have obviously never had a kid choose tuba as their band instrument.
@oxygenplug: *you see a bear approaching*
"quick play dead!"
*bear runs up to you*
"OH GOD. WHO DID THIS TO YOU. ANSWER ME. WHO DID THIS TO YOUUUU"
@DurtMcHurtt: Studs put the stds in u.