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@thatdutchperson: [date with girl I met at the park]

Waiter: is everything ok, sir?

Me:*fighting back the tears*

Her:*sigh* he expected me to bring my dog.

[date with girl I met at the park]

Waiter: is everything ok, sir?

Me:*fighting back the tears*

Her:*sigh* he expected me to bring my dog.

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