@DaddyJew: Date: you've already made me laugh, you can do no wrong
Me: challenge accepted.
@dafloydsta: [at a funeral home]
ME: One death please
@thewordy: boys love mysterious girls so don't be afraid to show up to dates with a shovel and a smear of fresh blood on your collar
@Snarfernini: You're nice, cute & single?
Can you introduce me to your friend who looks like he'd never return my texts? Yeah the one with the girlfriend.
@BallsMcBallski: Nicki Minaj knows we can see her, right?
@mrtruthandsoul: Pro Tip: wash your hands after you shake mine