@DaddyJew: Date: you've already made me laugh, you can do no wrong
Me: challenge accepted.
@Sanbel11: Marriage is an institution. So is the mental hospital.
@TimFederle: Why are pilots so honest? Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
@EggInBurger: what if your teeth were naturally flaccid and got hard when you got hungry
@WilliamAder: My wife is visiting her mother this weekend, so the cat and I are smoking cigars and playing poker.