@DaddyJew: Date: you've already made me laugh, you can do no wrong
Me: challenge accepted.
@StoferComic: My neighbor just planed an orange tree. I told him, "That's a strange color for a tree."
@RatCasket: DOOM 4. All of the guns suck, so we made punching take forever.
@AGStr8upNinja: Don't be ashamed of who you are.
That's your parents job.
@Cheeseboy22: Fun fact: At the end of Titanic, when all the people are dying in the water, you can hear a faint, "Marco" and then an even fainter, "Polo."
@bopinklady: Husband is leaning dangerously out of window whilst he cleans it. Only thing stopping me from shoving him out is that he cleans the windows