@DaddyJew: Date: you've already made me laugh, you can do no wrong
Me: challenge accepted.
@TragicAllyHere: I don't want to house hunt, I only do it to keep house populations in check.
@MarkAgee: If I win Powerball, I'm having at least six of you killed. Four of you know who you are. I think the other two will be very surprised.
@stanleybehrman: Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean.
@ibid78: Me: "Goodnight Bed."
Bed: "New foam who dis?"