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@WritePlay: *date*

GIRL: I love hot tubs. Do you love hot tubs?

LOBSTER: That's like the third time you've asked me that.

*date*

GIRL: I love hot tubs. Do you love hot tubs?

LOBSTER: That’s like the third time you’ve asked me that.

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