@mdob11: Dating is easy. You just *goes into fetal position*
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@Reverend_Scott: The year 2932, lines for the new iPhone are so long, many die before reaching the end. Those who do, get back in line for the next phone.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: For someone who said "Correct me if I'm wrong..." you seemed genuinely surprised and upset when I did.
@jwoodham: What animal do I respect most? The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
@murrman5: "fine! leave me because I talk like I'm in a novel but you aren't taking the kids, he exclaimed"