@mdob11: Dating is easy. You just *goes into fetal position*
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@fro_vo: Genie: what is your first wish Joe: i want to be rich Genie: granted. and what is your second wish Rich: i want lots of money
@wittwitbarista: Serial killers are updating their check list now for dumping bodies: 1) will this location be discovered by Pokémon players? 2) do I care?
@panmidwest: HER: why do you hate every single Hugh Grant movie? ME: i love love actually actually
@doguacate: Listen. You've been saying this for the last eight and a half months. I still don't know what you're "expecting"