@mdob11: Dating is easy. You just *goes into fetal position*
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@envydatropic: I'm at the age where "pop, lock, and drop" is about my knee giving out instead of dance moves
@goldengateblond: Just congratulated my ex on dating someone so young that her Throwback Thursday photos are just pictures of her pregnant mom. I'm a dream.
@midnightwhale: [walks up to firefighters trying to put out a fire] it's alright guys i got this one. *whips out a flamethrower* TIME TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FI-