@EJGomez: dating tip: do NOT kiss their dad on the first date to establish dominance. wait until at least the second date. he will respect you more
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@Book_Krazy: Hub: Still mad? Me: Jack & Jill went up the hill H: To fetch a pail of water M: Jack fell down & died a violent death Hub: Ok, still mad
@LackOfShame: Relationship Status: Married long enough to know when I hear her say "I love you," she's talking to our dog.
@jazmasta: In a parallel universe, a group of sentient guitars groan as one guitar gets out a human at a party.
@Fred_Delicious: Kenya please explain why you called Chad a Niger? You Congo around using words like that or all of a Sudan you Ghana have no place Togo