@jwoodham: DATING TIP: Don't reply to texts right away or you might look desperate. Just wait. Give it 5, 10, maybe even 15 years. Keep things casual.
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@ItsAndyRyan: Convince neighbours you're shrinking by walking past their window with progressively larger jars of hellmann's mayonnaise.
@MelShutUp: Wow thank you so much for whistling at me, guy in Walmart. I've never felt more beautiful.
@ohthatbadger: The year is 3426, all of humanity is extinct. Supernatural is somehow still on every week with new episodes.
@lovemydogduck: Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup