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@CVTBaby: Dating tip:
Don't offer to pay.
It's a sign of weakness.
Build trust through mutual agreement to steal.

No one suspects the "happy couple."

Dating tip:
Don’t offer to pay.
It’s a sign of weakness.
Build trust through mutual agreement to steal.

No one suspects the “happy couple.”

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