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@SatansTongue: *daughter grabs 50 shades of grey*
NO!
*smacks it out of her hand*
"I want to color!"
ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK
"But daddy-"
DON'T CALL ME THAT

*daughter grabs 50 shades of grey*
NO!
*smacks it out of her hand*
“I want to color!”
ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK
“But daddy-”
DON’T CALL ME THAT

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