@_Mo_lee_: Daughter: You're invading my personal space
Mom: You came out of my personal space
@punmagnate: What idiot called it a meal of light colored carnival bus tickets of appropriate price and not a fair fair fair fare fare
@CutPics: Design fail.
@clindsaysway: That awkward moment when the person who just made the elevator notices you were holding the 'close' button
@LostCatDog: I peed in an ocean, but I'm not going to tell you which one - you're going to have to take your chances.
@simoncholland: My daughter put a horse's head in my bed this morning. It was from an animal cracker but conveyed the message pretty clearly who is boss.