@_Mo_lee_: Daughter: You're invading my personal space
Mom: You came out of my personal space
@UtilityLimb: some tweets get big favs but no RTs. why? [camera pans to dog in lab coat high up on a distant ledge. we're too far away to hear his answer]
@A_SmartAss: I googled "where do ninjas live?" no results were found.
Well played ninjas. Well played.
@illTortuga: I'm worried my dog will never find out who's a good boy.
@SwirlySkittles: Don't touch my nutella with your banana.
@vikkaroni: My nose won't stop running.
But, to be fair, it's the only part of my body that's still in shape.