@Reverend_Scott: *T-Rex stubs his toe* OUCH I'M SO MAD. JUST... MAD. I'M... "Angry? Agitated? Irritated? Anno-" SHUT UP THESAURUS NO ONE ASKED YOU.

@Home_Halfway: *Hands waiter menu back at a fancy restaurant* I don't know what any of this is and I'm scared

@MauriceBlitz: I hate reality shows. Like this one, for instance, called "The News."

@wolfpupy:

@BroIsMeeeee: "sir do u know why i pulled u over" *shrugs* "License- *hands cop box of crayons* "sir plea- *hands cop coloring book* *cop starts coloring*