@JustinSouvanna: Some tattoo artists need to just say, "no, I'm not doing this shit."

@AndyJokedAgain: It's 2018, and Benjamin Button is still writing 2019 on his checks.

@thatUPSdude: I'm old enough to remember when having a long cord on the home phone was privacy.

@Cunda22: If I squint really hard, nope. You're still an idiot.

@Diane_7A: The closest I've come to being an athlete is using Adobe Acrobat.