@joshweller: Dear every guy that works out excessively, the sun is out! NOW is your moment! It was all worth it! Take that shirt off and walk around!!
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@TheBoydP: All I'm saying is if you don't want me to walk into the women's restroom put words not pictures on the doors...
@CockSnake: Girlfriend: "I'm pregnant" Me: "Really? Thats great." GF: "April Fo--" *I'm already on a plane to a non extradition country*
@buseysteeth: You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning.