@gitson_shiggles: Dear guy that just shoplifted a brick from the supply centre, how close are you to finishing the construction of your dream home?
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@kelkulus: Whichever marketing genius created the "Kim Kardashian Kollection" must not know much about history or acronyms.
@DirtMcTurd: I don't need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes
@DestryBrod: [ My unaired House hunters episode ] Realtor: So what's your budget? Me: My budget? Realtor: And why do you have a rifle carrying case with you? Me: [zipping case closed and breaking down tripod] I think I misunderstood the title of the show.
@jonnysun: maybe the white peopel who are scared of immigrants are only scared b/c they kno what white peopel did when they first immigrated to america