@Gizmo_1984: Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
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@imdaintyaf: [I open my lunchbox to find flask of whisky] But that means.... [Cut to my 4 y/o opening her lunchbox to find a flask of whisky]
@maymay72x: Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money's worth... Just saying.
@mejustbeth: Weather man said all you need today is sunglasses and sunscreen but I think I'll put some clothes on too.