@NJPsychDoc: I wish my name was Grudge. This way my wife would hold on to me forever.

@CoopSoSarc: Walking out the door, my daughter tells me she can't wait to see Ariel with the crabs. Now I'm questioning which section I bought that DVD.

@MaraWritesStuff: I don't know if you really meant to Like Ebola on Facebook, 8,000 people

@Lisa_Laughs_: I wasn't trying to break you up, but she asked me what I did last night, and your name came up. *shrugs

@_youhadonejob1: Think I'll pass.