@DavidKrap: Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll.
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@radtoria: Like The Purge but everyone is tryin to murder Tim Allen & become the next Santa. Pls donate on kickstarter so I can finally feed my family.
@G_Faylor: [blind date] HER: I'm a first-grade teacher. ME (trying to impress her): *pees in pants*
@AndrewNadeau0: I eat something every 29 minutes just to ensure no one can ever make me go swimming.