@noneofyours99: dear trolls
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@michaelianblack: I like the way baseball players pick up each other's bats after they cross home plate. More sports courtesy, please.
@icrushedmyhalo: Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go. Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*
@fireland: One man. One dream. One crazy summer. Three wizards. Fourteen cobras. Ten thousand condoms. I dunno, I'm just listing things.