@darksidedeb: Dear women with cucumber slices on their eyes... you're using it wrong.
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@jonnysun: i just foumd out that humpty dumpty is suposed to be an egg. nowhere in the humpty dumpty poem does it say that humpty dumpty is a egg
@GaryJanetti: A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay.
@LOUD_Thoughts_: When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
@BourbonHabit: I'm single with no kids. I don't answer to anyone. "Meow." Okay! I'm opening the can now! Please don't shred the toilet paper again!